I should've known the tides were getting higher.

That's when your heart will cry out, until your body is numb and the night will try to tempt you but the day will come.
Jun 1 '12
  • me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results

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Jun 1 '12

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Jun 1 '12
  • me: wants to be in a band
  • me: has no musical talents

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Jun 1 '12

Who wins the Avengers ass-kicking contest?

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Jun 1 '12
wannabesomebodies:

monotoneminor:

I wonder if EB games is having a sale

nah, i don’t think so

wannabesomebodies:

monotoneminor:

I wonder if EB games is having a sale

nah, i don’t think so

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Jun 1 '12
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asherlockian:

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mavericktrickster:

nightmareloki:

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atticusbitch:

themarvelfan5647:

Puny God.

when i saw the movie, the entire audience applauded during this.

Just gonna put this here. Right here. I actually never heard the Hulk speak the first time I watched the movie because the audience was DYING.

To see this scene while dressed as Loki in a decently crowded theater… Puny God has become a joke within my friends and family.

NEVER AGAIN.

this needs to win an award for like most shocking and hilarious moment in comic book movie history

…Oh my. We never heard Loki’s, um, manly little whimper at the end before. Thanks!

Also little tidbit, did you know that Lou Ferrigno did the Hulk’s voice?

There are so many things I missed the first time just because everyone was dying of laughter.  Hulk’s line, Loki’s whimpering at the end. xD

I haven’t even seen the Avengers yet but this makes me CRACK UP. the little whimper! XDDDD

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Jun 1 '12

My socially awkward life

  • person: hey
  • me: good thanks

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Jun 1 '12

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May 31 '12

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May 31 '12

neoputa:

i need a stop sign so that i can hold it infront of people that i dislike when they speak to me

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May 31 '12

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May 31 '12

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

hEY BATTER BATTER HEY BATTER BATTER SWINNNNNG

I’VE GOT TO JUST DO MY THING

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May 31 '12

jonsnowed:

“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”

#he’s like mulan except less athletic

#he’s like mulan except less athletic

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May 31 '12

omg i’m going to see Keane on monday and i’ve just found the perfect tank t-shirt to buy and it’s perfect :3

Tags: praise jesus

May 31 '12

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